One day my girl wanted me to skip with her. ( I'm whipped, so what? Whoppish. ) So we left school and walked down the street a little bit into a clear area. So we sat down and she was studying a little before giving up. So we stood up and held onto each other. Then she said she wanted to bite me so I said okay. So she started biting my neck kissing it and everything ( And I loved it I mean, damn she's good. She said she could feel my you know man THING. ) Okay, well she was kissing my neck and then fell and kneed me right into the balls, I'm like fucking shit it's like a turn on/turn off. Well she stuck her hands up my shirt and found my turn-on spot. She kept rubbing and I got turned on. So she was teasing me about how I couldn't walk straight after this so I started walking straight, ya straight into a poll. I dropped down in pain. Some guy walked down the stairs only to see me on the ground and my girl laughing. FML